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Bi-Polarbear's "Thought of the Day" (cont.)

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Why do they always tell us to "think outside the box"? What's wrong with the box? A lot of thought and engineering went into making that box... I'm pro-box!

Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or something?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way would a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else?

How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Why do you pay 25 cents extra to get something put on your hamburger but you don't get 25 cents back if you take something off?

Can you get cornered in a round room?