If they put a metal plate in an airhead, will it rust?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? Go ahead, see for yourself.
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference?
Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?
Why do people who don't want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer to it?
If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
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