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Bi-Polarbear's "Thought of the Day"

The following is a collection of some of the "Bi-Polarbear's thought of the day". Enjoy! We will update these periodically, so come back and visit us often!

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If the sky is the limit, does that make space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

I either Get what I want or I change my mind.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist swears on the Bible in court, does it really count?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to "Woman Hitler"?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?