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Bi-Polarbear's "Thought of the Day" (cont.)

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won't eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?

What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?

Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?

How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

If you can test drive cars at the dealer's, why not test-drive lawnmowers around at a hardware store?

Is there anything easier done than said?

Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?

Why isn't the Q or the Z included on the phone?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?