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Bi-Polarbear's "Thought of the Day" (cont.)

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If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! What's up with that?

Why do you "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms?

Ever notice that most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?